Micro.blog is getting clobbered today with thousands of dumb requests for phpinfo
and .env
. Hello hackers, this does not work! Sigh.

@vincent That would be funny. They should be getting 404s for those, and I made an optimization today so the response comes quicker, less likely to interfere with anything else in Micro.blog, e.g. handled in Caddy instead of routed to the platform.
